There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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