i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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