I just saw a hot homeless man
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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