Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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