wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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