Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Are we still banned from the library?
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Randomize
