So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I think people are normalizing furries
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
Randomize
