So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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