i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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