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Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
