And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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