I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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