Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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