You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
