i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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