I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
Randomize
