YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
