how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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