I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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