I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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