Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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