She said her name was "party"
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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