I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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