jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Randomize
