my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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