And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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