as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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