I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
Randomize
