sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
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