Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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