Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
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