i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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