ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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