i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Randomize
