a queef is a wish your heart makes.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
She bit a glass in half.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
