scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
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