Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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