Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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