grandma shit on top of the toilet
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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