a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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