She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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