scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
How does it feel to date your dad?
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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