You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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