If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
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