They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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