Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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