I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
it's like heaven, but drunker
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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