even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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