As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Randomize
