Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
he was CRYING into my vagina
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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