just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Randomize