I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
As shirtless as possible
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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