mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
He passed out mid-signature
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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