Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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