So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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