My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
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